My girlfriends ass

That would make me quit on the spot. No notice. No explanation. Just get up and leave and not say any word to anyone.

Pretty privilege is definitely a thing and it’s everywhere

Got banned from reddit for telling someone to crawl back into their hole because they were defending circumcision while saying female genital mutilation was disgusting and abhorrent.

I was on my way out anyway but getting banned for thinking infants shouldn’t have their genitals mutilated at all was the final nail that made me jump ship.

I still use it occasionally anonymously for porn but I’ve noticed a lot of the porn subs are shutting down so I’ll eventually quit using it altogether.

I miss lemmynsfw. Fedinsfw isn’t even remotely as good and as far as I’m aware there’s no app for it so I’m forced to open it in my browser and it’s not very optimized

Idk why this is so downvoted when it’s demonstrably accurate.

I learned how to read a clock in grade school but analog clocks were phased out for digital clocks by the time I reached middle school and weren’t in my high school at all.

My daughter is now going to the same grade school I went to and all the analog clocks have been swapped out for digital.

I personally taught my daughter how to read an analog clock before she even started school but I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t teach her in school since it’s not necessary anymore

I get the sentiment here but also feel like there’d be just as much complaints if the female option was bare chested.

Kinda goes with the argument a lot of guys make about playing the female character because “if I have to look at an ass I’d rather it be a female ass” which is just as weird to me as demanding bare chested female characters.

To each their own though cause I’ve definitely played certain games where scantily clad women was part of the selling point or that have sex mini games.

“I’ve fucked up and fixed more things than you’ve even started”

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As a lifelong kitchen worker I truly don’t understand how anyone who works in the service industry can be anything less than the farthest to the left you can be.

If I haven’t slept then it’s still today

*Her seat

I knew I wasn’t crazy

I’m just old

Huh. I was always led to believe the word “set” had the most definitions but thinking about it run clearly has more

Advertising advertising is one of the most hilarious things to me.

I hate ads on principle but an ad for an ad is just a level of debauchery I can barely fathom

Glares in microplastics in my balls

I hate how every time we come up with a new “miracle” chemical that solves really big issues it ends up being either carcinogenic or devastatingly harmful to the environment.

It’s like how we almost made bed bugs extinct in America but the chemical being used was causing cancer and birth defects.

Why can’t we have nice chemical things!?!?

Had a manure tank truck pop a seal in front of me spraying pressurized pig shit all over my car.

I had my windows down 😐

Preface: I am not attracted to kids!!!

I’m gonna get roasted alive for this but here we go.

I honestly think that, like a lot of other issues with humanity as a whole, this boils down to the fact that a lot more people are attracted to kids than they’ll ever admit.

I see it the same way with rapists and abusers. No one’s gonna openly talk about being like that so they don’t get caught but the fact that it’s so common tells me it’s not out of character to be done. Especially looking at history and how commonplace it was for grown adults to marry underage kids or sell them into sexual slavery.

I once saw a billboard that only had text and a picture of some guy.

The text read “You can’t block this ad”

It made me so irrationally angry and I still to this day don’t even know what they were advertising for.

This literally happens all the time and no one complains about it because “man bad”