Well yes it needs to be inaugurated first, which will not happen until January.

Kids today something something attention spans what with the social media grumble grumble back when I was that age, dammit.

I interpreted “it” in the post title as referring to Linux. Firefox is “just a browser,” but Linux is not.

Good to know you can just nope the PSN login. I haaaate games requiring accounts for single-player experiences, but if you can just say no, I don’t resent them asking as much.

It’s not ideal to need a launcher

So… I guess GoG is ideal then, because you don’t need a launcher for GoG games. You download the installers and boot up the game directly. I often get Steam to launch them instead, for the controller support. The GoG launcher is strictly optional.

Mostly stuff with beans.

I cast Pass Without Trace

Playing Diplomacy I’m pretty sure violates the Geneva convention.

Yep, you did it-- Mint is the right answer!

Damn okay well if the hackers are at that level I guess you’re just screwed.

Mine is not a Tesla, and its range is exaggerated… Or at least its range has a hidden asterisk that would read “under ideal conditions with a gentle driving style.” It self-adjusts based on my recent driving history, and I mostly don’t let the battery get low enough that I have to care about how precise it is… But it definitely skews heavily optimistic, especially when I first bought the car. It’s roughly the same in that regard as a Tesla is, according to the Tesla drivers I know.

Whoa really? How did you figure it out? I’d love to do that with my car, even if it’s a pain.

Can we sync on that real quick? I think we can ideate on some quick wins for your allergy that’ll get you unblocked.

Let’s see the hackers figure that one out!

It’s “fairest,” right? So maybe the mirror just saw her doing stuff like meticulously cutting a cake into evenly-sized pieces instead of portioning out bigger ones for herself and her cronies. That’d be plausible for a 7 year old.

Ahh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.

Hence the first and only commandment of Last Thursdayism: Don’t Panic.

If you use iCloud mail (I don’t), they have an email relay service, too. They call them “email aliases.”

Um cause pizza is warm, obviously. We’re going for maximum parity here.

Spoonful of coconut oil isn’t that bad. If you don’t like that, you can always make it sliiightly more like actual food by making some kind of fat bomb.