It’s so simple to solve though, just have the track squirt up a bit of fog machine smoke each time it runs and tell him it’s steam powered again. What is he going to do, go check? Just lie, that’s our culture now, just lie about it.

it’s also very very easy for greenland to let them invest all the money they want there and then just fly a drone up the tailpipe, over and over and over. It takes years to set this up and one night to burn it back down again.

What we gotta do is start going after the people selling the studios and companies and pillars of society. Make selling off unprofitable or even downright dangerous again and we’ll see companies that compete to grow instead of compete to sell inferiority while intentionally poisoning competence.

I’M GOING TO NEED A PERFECTLY SPHERICAL BLADDER IN A HARD VACUUM

Laminar flow means exceptionally smooth and directional without any turbulence or spray, so this would make sense if you visited a bathroom that was spotlessly clean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Hyc3MRKno

You might need a few stitches bruh

The ability to tell stupid lies and not be stopped is a display of dominance. It’s showing that you have no control over these people to make them tell the truth or do anything else that you want them to do, because they are in control and not you.

Whining about him doing it while letting him do it simply reinforces that point; he still gets to do what he wants, we still get to listen to him do it, and that’s not changing any time soon.

You should try a twist tie, wrench it shut like it’s bread you want to actually keep fresh instead of just twisting it up and tucking it under the loaf like most men do. See what happens!

The optimal genitalia for urination has zero length. Imagine a frictionless laminar flow from a razor edged hole in your torso!

Lying to your face and abusing you is a dominance display. These people are dominant, and we are going to suck it up and do our jobs and support them in the lives they choose. We will be given scraps and told it’s our fault, which it is because it’s so much easier to scrape along in our lanes than try to change anything for the better and be punished for it by the ones who don’t have to follow any rules.

I wonder if her noggin was hot. this is like a cool pillow. it’s a heatsink for her tortitude

I need to put this on a fridge magnet

My preferred method is to take a strong fan and put it inside a cardboard box with a hole cut just big enough for the fan to eject air from the box and make a vacuum. Then you simply need one filter big enough to cover the top of the box, not four filters, it still works great!

Squirrel cage style fans are typically going to be more effective at making a pressure differential too just because of the shape. A good strong floor fan, the kind for drying out puddles, is absolutely fantastic for this.

Beyond that a good N95 mask will do wonders for making life more bearable while out in public! They really do manage to scrub out a lot of the particulates if you get a good fit and they come in cool colors these days.

To enforce this, all adults must wear placards stating their full names, addresses, age and telephone numbers around their necks at all times or on with the blinders you little nipper!

Sometimes if it’s really bad and I’m on day 3 of a song and it has gotten annoying I’ll have to intentionally corrupt the hook that keeps retriggering in my head. It’s usually one or two notes that keep springing in and then the rest of the song triggers and starts flowing. When I catch the trigger in my head I grab it and intentionally start imagining that little hooky snip, not the whole song but just two or three annoying notes of it, and loop them until there’s another association leading me out of the trigger other than simply leaping back into the song again.

I say to music brain this is you this is what you sound like, and music brain gets grumpy so I finally get some peace.

Do you do it to the beat of the song?

Are you Hubert J. Farnsworth? Because you speak in his voice!

Sonic put your shirt back on

This article is paid for by the tobacco industry. Since the death of journalism most ‘news’ has become propaganda because that’s the only way to keep the lights on. People used to pay a large amount of inflation adjusted money for news to be delivered and now news is often only paid for when someone pays to push it upon a target audience.

You can’t have a debate with a fake person. A debate is an attempt to clarify the truth and have both sides accept a common truth.

All you can do with fake people are argue with them. In an argument there are no facts, there is only dominance. The argument is to determine who is in control and that is the only relevant fact.

Attempting to talk to these fake people using the truth never works for the exact reasons Sartre detested his own fake people of the time; the very fact that you try to use the truth and be reasonable is proof that you are not in control and may be manipulated or injured as the fake one wishes.

The best thing to do is isolate the predators and force them to feed upon one another.