TOTO pivots from bidets to, well, you know by now. https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/toilet-maker-toto-ai https://archive.is/wip/rzLqn

Ah, the mind goblins manifested themselves into existence. Terrifying

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_memory

It’s giving “mama musk skinsuit”

If you asked me to guess the kind of kerfuffle that might develop between a Cape Breton fiddler and AI, I would have answered, well, my entire knowledge of Cape Breton fiddling is based on the paper “Cape Breton Fiddling and Intellectual Property Rights”, so my guess would be just “the normal AI stuff”. And I’d be totally wrong and reminded that just because I know one thing about something doesn’t mean it’s the only thing.

Well, we do have computer science, so necessarily we must have computer religion/superstition

a rationalist, catcalling: “nice gametes”

oh thanks, this is great.

yes now that it is pointed out, very eugenics-y to go around saying “ah yes there is one true supreme bacteria, we should culture this bacteria on the human petri dish aka vagina”

Congrats on the bottom surgery youngster joey

Well, he’s a tech ceo guy, so he doesn’t know that buses or trains exist

ok so just imagine that I’ve sneered at the 100 worst aspects of this already. lol @ this being the fifth point

4. Safety: feeling safety is a prerequisite.

motherfucker put it first then

File this under “I saw this now you get to”: https://xcancel.com/bryan_johnson/status/2049687845082910812#m

jfc bryan you are not the guy for this

NB: image is part of the linked tweet

I was thinking of an LLM trained on sovereign citizens. AKA “I’m not hallucinating, I’m generating. There is no such thing as copyright under maritime law”

I have mixed feelings about speaking things into existence

Wake me up when there’s an agentic butt plug

I was recommended allbirds by my piano teacher. They suck

I haven’t been to awful in a minute, been busy with a combination of life, work, and Hades II. Here are my answers:

• TV series that deserve more seasons: I would like 10 more seasons of Young Justice.
• Books as anime: Something like Catch-22 or Slaughterhouse V could work as animation. Maybe not anime specifically, but hey why not. Also, I learned recently that Deltora Quest, an action/adventure fantasy series for young teens was adapted into an anime, like, a while ago.
• I’m not enough of a film bro to have a quality comment on what should be in a film studies course. Instead I’ll say my favourite movie of all time Everything Everywhere All at Once. It’s a shame that the directors haven’t done anything since, especially not any shitty both sides-y documentaries/credulous AI propaganda.
• Muppet version? I would like the movie “Joker” replaced throughout reality with “Muppet Joker”

Riding this high for a while folks

Old by modern standards but this dramatic reading of some shit the suno guy said got me to laugh: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVLmCoNj_PB/

Did I mention that one of your more recent eps covered some shit so odious I stress ate a pile of oreos? Keep up the good work