Spykee

Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.

I am average!

Hmmm…
Hmmmmmm…
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.

That’s because it’s the right thing to do.
I was there and the cars, the trucks and everything in-between, are everywhere except their own fucking lane!
Everybody was in a hurry like all of you overslept and are now late to the class.
You shitheads need to calm the fuck down.

No, I said that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Da fuck yu gonn do, bitch?

@rowinxavier@lemmy.world , meet @slazer2au@lemmy.world.…
dude’s airing your dirty laundry in public.
I’m more than happy to replace him in your country. I’ll blend in ‘swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch’ in no time.

How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?

So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!

First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly, When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should’ve started with this.
Imma land there now.

You can delete Google from your life.
But Google will never delete you from within itself.
You will live in its memory forever.

You are also supposed to treat it nice.
Gently caress it occasionally, bring it a friend to hangout with, let selective guests of other species pay visit to it for “recreational” purposes and also … this sounds weird, but I swear there are articles written on this… TALK to it.
All of this keeps is healthy and “happy”.
Like…you know…a child!

Yo, what happens if I’m already autistic and I take Tylenol suppositories (I have oral ulcers)?
Do I get double Autism?
If so, can I get the Math flavoured Autism, please?

Yooooo…
Looks a lot like my own purple mushroom!

There are now studies that say that prolonged use of AI tools, impacts your cognition & other cognitive deterioration.
This dude has been smoking sawdust-laced-pot with his GenAI code for decades. Imagine how gooey his brain must’ve become by now. No wonder he can no longer grasp the concept of zeros after numbers.
Did you ever think about that? No, you only think about yourself.

Goth chicks in fishnet stockings.
.
Just because you deny this wouldn’t make it false.

:(

Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.

We don’t mention either of those here.

My side-chick.

Have you?