Is that the one with the eye?

That was awesome.

Angel One isn’t usually considered the best, no. The other two are, though.

Apple trees are both mommies and daddies.

Are the “good guys” still kaiju? I mean, I know the good monsters are still kaiju. But is, like, Ultraman a kaiju?

Phantom time conspiracies are my favorite kind of dumbass conspiracies.

Amazing.

To load the gun. Pay attention!

Though apparently only forms because of a fungus!

That edit made my day.

I’ll have to look into that idea! Honestly I never even imagined that these were even vaguely related to actual Chinese desserts; I entirely assumed they were just Western cake ideas, but impossibly cheap.

Like the pizza that’s always on those burgers. Even less authentic than the rest of the stuff, and somehow cheaper tasting than even Cici’s. (Not knocking the restaurants for that; gotta have something for the picky kids.)

Hired goons?

That’s the worst Pinhead voice possible, though.

What’s this from?