Semisimian
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•try out my AI agent bro, it'll change your life bro, I swear...English
7·1 month ago“prospective”
You sly dog.
Give him the stick, give him the stick. DON’T GIVE HIM THE STICK!
Who wants a body massage?
Memememememememem…
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Remy Bateman [@nowherelad]English
2·2 months agoHere’s a link to the novel if you’re interested: https://a.co/d/01DIl9oB
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Starbucks wants you to ask ChatGPT about what coffee to get, right as America boils over with AI backlash vibesEnglish
14·2 months ago“Companies are looking to slowly chip away at the burden of choice that comes with shopping, travel, and dining.”
Ugh.
When evolution says “no notes.”
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Construction workers or people in business and all who is right in this scene the teacher or Rodney Dangerfield?English
7·3 months agoI am in construction (not manufacturing) and own my own business. Truth is, they are both right.
Rodney is right because there are a huge number of variables that the prof’s equation is ignoring. Also, it is generally a good idea to know what you are manufacturing and work to produce that product as efficiently as possible. The professor is sort of putting the cart before the horse by building a factory with no product.
That said, we are in a learning environment and seemingly in a lower-level class. You have to strip away real-world variables to teach the lessons at hand. The professor is right not to include corrupt politicians and mafia folk, it’s too much when you are trying to start with the basics. But he should’ve had the class decide on a product - he said it himself, it could be anything - and then build up from there.
Mafia payoffs are a 300 level course.
Semisimian@startrek.websitetoshitposting@lemmy.ml•Every choice is just another opportunity to fuck upEnglish
7·3 months agoThe Sizzle Principle.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•A Fistful of BitchesEnglish
11·3 months agoLet He Who Is Without Bitches…
It would actually be an appropriate title for the episode.
I use Recipe Keeper for Android. It converts pics, text and URLs to recipes, has a shopping list function, and is a 1-time purchase after the 1st 20 recipes you store. It’s also very simple - does everything I need and nothing I don’t.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you think "coconut water" is corporate propaganda and it should be called "coconut juice"?English
9·4 months agoI call all of it “sugar water” so that my kids know the two main ingredients.
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news@lemmings.world•Aerial video shows new $128.6m ICE warehouse in Georgia amid billion-dollar expansionEnglish
5·4 months ago230 SQ ft per person? Doubtful. This human rights violation will be packed with tens of thousands of people.
Every cage needs an occupant.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•SCOTUS to Trump todayEnglish
28·4 months agoFrom SCOTUSblog,
“Based on two words separated by 16 others in … IEEPA—‘regulate’ and ‘importation’—the President asserts the independent power to impose tariffs on imports from any country, of any product, at any rate, for any amount of time,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote. “Those words,” he continued, “cannot bear such weight.” “IEEPA,” Roberts added, “contains no reference to tariffs or duties.” Moreover, “until now no President has read IEEPA to confer such power.”
“Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote the main dissent, which was joined by Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito.”
Fortnite? My kids don’t play it anymore, I don’t know.
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Technology@lemmy.zip•Instagram boss: 16 hours of daily use is not addictionEnglish
32·4 months agoHis argument is: 16 hours daily use is not addiction IF THAT IS THE ONLY FACTOR. He repeats it again and again. But that argument is stupid, because it ignores the other well-known and proven variables of addiction. Does this behavior have serious effects on your mental and physical health? Does it interrupt your work and play? Do you have an obsessive need to do it? The list goes on.
Who put this genius in front of a microphone?
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Music@lemmy.world•Britney Spears Sells Entire Music Catalog To Primary WaveEnglish
11·4 months agoI hope some of it makes it back to her and doesn’t get siphoned off by debt, managers, handlers, etc.
This is for the 30-55 year old demo, for sure. Young enough that you had to learn to keep pace with technology and old enough that devices your kids use are mostly plug and play. Bit at what cost? AT WHAT COST?
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Reddit Comic - CatTriggerEnglish
17·4 months agoThat can’t be true, it’s just for satire, right? Right?
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Music@lemmy.world•Song of the Day: Sad but True by OrbitalEnglish
2·4 months agoThe whole album is great! One of my favorites.
Semisimian@startrek.websitetoAMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.world•"In theater" in MinneapolisEnglish
14·4 months agoI read that in a Ferengi voice: “Top hooman says blah blah.”






Should be “shonetines I git shad.”