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4·5 hours agoThe 19th Hole
6·2 days agoChapman’s wouldn’t use American cream. They likely sourced things like stabilizers, dyes, sweeteners and flavourings.
BREAKING NEWS: Province of Quebec renames Mar-a-Lago to Merde-a-Lago
Chances are the honour will befall an American McDonald’s grill cook.
Something tells me quality is about to skyrocket.
Nate Silver uses an aggregate of dozens of polls and weights each one based on numerous factors including historical accuracy and bias.
His model correctly projected Trump win in 2015 even when most polls said otherwise.
The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year
That’s a role every two and a half days.
And they still had to normalize skidmarks.
Americans are disgusting people.
Synthetic skunk spray is also viable if you don’t want to bless them with your golden juice. Probably less conductive though so make sure to ramp up the particles.
Electric is the hand that kkkranks the hog
You’ll have them saying “Thank you Mr. President” in seconds.
Urine isn’t conductive enough.
Carbon nanoparticles are.
You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.
Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.
Bam.
Most Americans can’t even count to 40 let alone 40,000,000,000,001
Oh no. A bunch of septuagenarians whose only valuable skill is complaining to waitstaff might riot?!?
Let them. I’ll rent a couple vans that weekend and take care of it.
I was. I was raised to hate USA people. For two decades I thought my mom was misguided. She was right. They are ALL spineless degenerates unworthy of the air they breathe.
The faster we cure their disease the better.
Radiation therapy.
0·4 days agoEvery time I bang an X Corp lawyer’s wife she gives me a cookie.
Why do you think Ozempic prices are through the roof?!?
Won’t somebody please think of the poor Americans who’ve had four decades to prevent this!