I’m not crying, you’re crying

Visual Studio/? I got nothing for the second one.

“Encyclopayeedia Britannica”

Dude, the frog in the storks mouth was EXACTLY the one I had in mind

We must go further. We need… FAXED MEMES

Installed Linux to own the libs

If the radiation is strong enough to feel it, then it’s too late to save you

Night shift is the fucking best if you have ADHD. You have no traffic at all on your commute to and from work, you just show up and do your job (no useless phone calls or emails to distract you), you eat lunch at like fuckin 1am so there’s no crowd, you get done with your work and just clock out (no stupid-ass meetings), and when you get home you just crash and sleep for as long as you want. Wake up at like noon, and you’ve got the whole afternoon to run errands or fuck off, and then casually go back to work that night.