Who the fuck eats acid for breakfast?

I don’t know how to say this, but you write way too much. Probably part of the problem….

I would check this first too, seems a bit like it. Check your arp table for anything nasty.

Responding to HTTP request all day is hard work.

It seems that they were happy that they could get rid of you. Other team probably got word about the problems with you, so backed out. I would say your days are counted, so look for a new role is a good idea. Any idea what was the REAL problem with you? Be honest. Do you suck at your job? That’s usually not a reason to annoy your managers. Are you unpleasant to collaborate with? Are you slacking? That’s more likely an issue. Unless your employer has access to a very good talent pool to replace your headcount.

But dairy products are made from millk and milk is not classically thought as a product made from millk (even if it actually is)?

I did research!

You have now became a digital ronin.

Cool, although I would replace some of the substitutions with “just skip it”. For example cumin and anise tastes nothing like caraway and would be offending in most dishes calling for it.

Capitalism created reddit.

Have you thought about getting a… checks notes… “mouse juggler”?

Looks like something from Red Alert.

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