No worries Ubi, I already did the thing ;)

The only problem with starting Baldur’s Gate 3 now is that it’s gonna be a crazy high bar for everything that comes after.

But if you want a great story that’s affected by your decisions and character, it’s a great place to go.

I would like to request that we go back to shitposting. My heart cannot handle this on pre-Monday

Because being horrible with time is a predictable thing. As a human being, we have the ability to plan and act in ways that compensate for predictable weaknesses.

If you notice you’re always late, but you never try to leave earlier, you’re either a moron or an asshole.

Engineering vs Marketing

Look, if I wanted to play human I’d just go outside

On one hand, bloody hilarious.

On the other, please don’t actually do this

“Wait, why does it sound like my theme song?”

Incel to Chad in one sentence

Quoting a podcast: “So you’re saying I own this jpeg but anyone else can still download it and do anything they want with it? Bruh, NFTs are just jpeg NTR”

I think even if it’s OC, it’s fine if you very clearly credit it.

No creative is gonna get angry at someone going “hey check out this cool content I found by this person”

Ask for the difference in behaviour between apple seeds and baseball cards, or anything equally nonsensical.

A human would go “bro wtf”

There’s liquid soap, you know. Didn’t need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.

You know what’s worse? Calling out to the waiter. Everyone around me hears it.

The waiter doesn’t.

Exactly. Chill out. It’s not a competition.

Just hang out and enjoy the community.

Them too now?

Damn it, I better take care of my current Brother laser printer.

That thing has been running on the same drum for more than five years. Granted I don’t print much. But when I need to it just spins up, does its job, then goes back to sleep