If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

Decontamination time is fucking stupid. Like, the idea of it is good because we literally did that with Apollo, but in practice it’s just a chance to have semi-erotic fanfic play out as canon.

You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it

I used to feel SO FUCKING LUCKY to get that extra mcnugget though

Sorry you got downvoted for saying an objective truth. Was still sucky the CEO dork linked to his profile, though.

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Damn

Lol nice

🫰

Where is random.org?

Fortha Bartha

I didn’t mean for that to be the icon for the app, just for the op to use it as their example. Calm your tits.

Happy that he’s finally gone

You could probably use an AI website to cut out the dog and chair, if that’s what you’re going for. Like a remove background service

Nice

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

And do it during the day, without notice, and tow the cars now illegally parked.