Love this card. Thankful I grabbed the variant art of him.

I got an Omenpaths pack for free on Arena, opened it, and was like yeah I’m gonna ignore this one.

real parasites are far easier to exterminate, sadly

that’s just an average summer vacation for Jordan lol i feel like this happens every year. Bro’s body is falling apart like the end of The Substance.

lol yeah I was literally about to say, this shit is just The Enclosure of the Commons: The Squeakuel

It used to bring me comfort but not anymore. Now it just makes me angrier at all the comfy middle income Canadians who are just going about their lives meanwhile I just went to an apartment visit and had to get in a literal physical lineup and compete with 8 other fucking people just to possibly maybe secure overpriced shitty housing (I won’t get it, can’t compete with those with better credit scores and who work non-min. wage jobs).

Nobody is coming to save us.

wow so the overwhelming feeling of dread and misery at going nowhere in life isn’t just me.

lol I love how they piss and moan about sINgLe ToPiC isSuEs and then go straight to talking about fuckin Epstein shit. Who. Cares. About. Epstein. The ruling class is never going to act on that shit because they’re all-in on it. It literally is just politainment. Anyone who is still closely following the Epstein shit as if anything will come of it is a fool, sorry.

That’s why I think future historians will view the Ukraine debacle as a lethal miscalculation for the Atlantic powers and the beginning of the end. They ran the same playbook that they’ve done a million times but historical conditions had changed so much that it wasn’t just ineffective, it actively accelerated the rise of multipolarity. Ditto with Isn’treal’s genocide.

oh you mean the Sahel Alliance doesn’t wanna be policed by a body that has totally failed to stop a blatant genocide and whom European officials outright stated was designed to punish “Africans and thugs like Putin”?

America develops new, innovative way to make students dumber and more fascist

Because we’re all evil and hate freedom. Is that what you want to hear?

Goddamn. This just makes hardens my resolve to finally give up on IT and devote my life to studying and working in conservation. People are like “there’s no money in public lands” and I’m like yeah well there’s no easy money to be found literally anywhere in this dump country including the trades, at least I can live off grant money studying something I love.