An artist’s rendering of one of Azathoth’s flute players from the Before Times

Big “we caught a skid trying to use nmap” vibes

An enemies list is very miscavidge coded, eh?

It’s like this artifact was made in a lab to provoke you specifically

Edit: what should folks call an artifact with no art in it?

Omg is claude down?

The number of concerned posts that precipitate on the orange site everytime the blarney engines hiccup is phenomenal.

One of these days, it aint coming back.

The eternal debate over whether the veggies you had to eat contained moral fiber.

cultFactoryFactory()

Critical support to Chairman Meow

Thanks for all the hard work! Running like a champ for me.

Just an fyi, www.awful.systems is giving me a 421 error at the moment. Maybe the dns record for the subdomain needs updating (or hasn’t propagated yet)?

Apologies in advance if i’m being a goober.

Markov chains to bind the basilisk

Business strategy: become the Red Lobster of venture capital

Iphone Pocket: Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth"

Not satire I superpromise

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/11/introducing-iphone-pocket-a-beautiful-way-to-wear-and-carry-iphone/

That fucker’s going on the bitin’ list.

https://genius.com/Tyler-childers-bitin-list-lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkeP-swMgZ8

Trad wives exchanging starter cultures for artisinal CPU wafers

However, the approach here seems very sensible and the proof will continue to be in the pudding.

The argument made by guys for abolishing food inspectors.

The man interrupts, “Listen here you fungible bumpkin, I am not eating shit, this is fine dining.”

After maintaining eye contact a beat too long for comfort, he returns to his plate and daintily skewers a doodoo ball with his salad fork.

if you meet the Bhudda on the road, give him a high five i think

– grimes, probably

A++ episode, you’re a great interviewer

That was terrible, wasnt it?

OpenAI’s financials are putrid, but they want everyone’s retirement money. What would stop them avoiding scrutiny of an IPO by going public via the SPAC route? Sorry if this is a dumb question!