I’ve been following football for over 20 years. I’ve been an Arsenal fan since I Titi was in Juventus. Hell, there’s a pitch on a 2 minute walk from where I live (albeit a Macedonian regional league team plays there).

Maybe it’s me, but I don’t recall folks ever being too big on rational discussions when it came to football. There’s always going to be drama when there’s passion involved. There’s always going to be smack talking, and pundits talking out of their ass or hilariously narrate like they’re fucking Shakespeare.

Cheque complete.

Closest for me is drawing against United in October, 1991. No wonder my life’s been so-so ever since.