I prefer it. I think the oatly brand (full fat version) tastes the best.

Add a zero and it’s about right.

Except the part about the husband asking for sex when she was in active labor. That’s pretty bonkers.

I used to drive an early 90s Nissan Sentra. Great small car. Recently had a rental for a few days that’s was a new Nissan Sentra. The new one is absolutely huge compared the old car.

It’s not the lack of job that sucks so much as the lack of money that goes along with lack of job.

she kneads a sense of humor

I was quite proud of this creation, my French friend was not impressed. She did not appreciate a good multicultural pun.