OMG I’ve never seen anyone use this spelling for my name before. Are you me?

With Blackjack and Hookers

I had a shower thought this morning:

At a certain point in capitalism, a wealthy person can get enough money to live comfortably the rest of your life. If you decide to continue to grow your wealth from there, you’re essentially not just making money for yourself, but so others can’t have it.

I have a feeling that number is well below a billion, but I’m no economist.

Very

Microwave or pan fry the tortilla until soft and malleable.

Pigup will probably cringe at this answer, but I found uncooked tortillas at the grocery store before. Definitely better than mission tortillas.

Holy Shit! It’s Felipe!

Robosexuals make me sick 🤣🤣🤣

Now this is my kinda meme.

He’s not land

I prefer Soccer Boppers

Nice

If I was still on Reddit I’d tell you to post this on r/bossfight

Or just look at them and start to increasingly look more and more sad that you’re reminded by your recently deceased friend. Then eventually break down completely and run out of the room.