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The quickest and easiest way to win at a casino is not to buy in, don’t play. You’ve got the right idea!

There’s a fair portion of people 21+ that have difficulty playing blackjack because they can’t add to 21. Last night I was asked by a grown man what 9+1+3 is.

You’d be surprised how incompetent some people are.

Russia and North Korea.

To insure proper service. Congratulations, everyone at the joint now knows your face and that you’re cheap.

You’ll get the worst service imaginable at your once favorite place. You’ve ruined it for yourself.

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Thanks bud. You’ve sold me. I’m picking it back up.

It’s the first politically based meme I’ve laughed at since the results came in. Thanks, I needed that.

We killed napkins

Do you use your sleeve? I don’t understand.

What’s changed? I played pre-launch and gave it up, wanted to love it.

We’re self deprecating here in the states at this point. You’re welcome to join in.

I broke my own rule and actually preordered something – Diablo 4. Huge mistake.

@lemmy.ml was all I needed to know.

US healthcare is some of the best in the world

Who told you that? “The U.S. healthcare system ranks last among 10 high-income countries in the 2024 Commonwealth Fund report”

28% of Americans are not working class, apparently.

Like Finland’s speeding fines. That’s reasonable.

Press 0.

Are you under the bizarre impression that the only possible thing you can do to someone who commits a crime is imprison them?

You’re replying to an American. So, yes.

• there’s no way I lose this election if it’s a fair fight
• you see, Dems are already cheating!
• January 6th 2.0

This is a rerun.

“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”