

Queoup
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I’m a 36m British writer, designer, gaymer, lefty snowflake, and AuDHDer. I never shut up about Ace Attorney, and I collect Tamagotchis. Trying to learn Japanese, currently N4-ish. Ask for my Slowly ID!
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Queoup
In the UK, too. The whole process seems designed to be as intrusive, dehumanising, and shaming as possible.


Is it because of the cruel, corrupt, stupid, and destructive things he and his party do, by any chance? The fact he only got where he is by lying to people? The way he doesn’t seem to believe in anything other than himself being Prime Minister?
The fact his party is useless at getting the word out when it does do good things, so most people have no idea? Or the way we’re hurtling towards fascism because of him, because he’s squandering his massive majority and continuing to wank off his rich mates at the expense of everyone else (while scapegoating asylum seekers, disabled people, and trans people)?
Or some other reason?! I can’t wait to read this important analysis and find out! 😍


So if the dyes aren’t artificial, you can claim “no artificial colours”. This sounds like it makes sense? 👍
In the past, companies were generally only able to make such claims when their products had no added color whatsoever — whether derived from natural sources or otherwise.
Here in the UK, I’m pretty sure “No added colours” and “No artificial colours” are two different claims.


a) Don’t sell yourself short bro, many of the best people are weirdos
b) You are going to feel SO stupid if you meet a horny coin fanatic tomorrow and have to turn them down


Because we didn’t have questions until now


“Should we try to hide the one with the typo?”
“No. Make sure it’s the first one people see.”


A new £4m transport app […] which has now been downloaded more than 5,000 times
I know it has to start somewhere, but still, I can’t help being tickled that it’s currently costing £800 per user.
The dummy putting together the original post obviously realised if the instruction was “wear pink or blue to show what sex you think the baby will be”, it would’ve gotten in the way of their faintly racist boomer joke.
But they didn’t have enough braincells left over to realise the whole thing now doesn’t make any sense.
All the time. 😁 Nice dick, btw.


Sounds like maybe they’re feeling rattled. They wouldn’t need people to march for them if they weren’t widely hated.

Who could ever have predicted this OH WAIT EVERYONE COULD


Grown by another £100,000 in the last decade, then. 😬
I think about this 2016 Newsnight intro fairly often.
This took me way too long to get. 😬


It’s almost like it’s always been obvious that OF FUCKING COURSE migrants contribute to the economy. They can’t be “comin over ere takin all are jobs” without earning and spending money, after all. 😬
But people in this country are so blinded by hate, they’ll happily vote to make their own lives worse, over and over again, as long as they feel like they’re taking something away from a brown person.
Yay.


My dad had some old games for his Amstrad computer that needed a Lenslok, to decode the characters displayed on the screen.
IIRC it didn’t work very well at all.

What a fucking world we live in
Both work, but I’ve always heard it as “So the barman gave her one.”
Maybe mine is the British version idk
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they arrrrr!
That’s basically what Tumblr is now