Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder “How can I best serve the company?”

“Who the hell is Black labbath?” - my blind ass

I love coffee. I am a coffee snob. Instant coffee is easy to pack and travel with. If you have access to hot water it’s still coffee which is better than nothing. If you don’t have access to hot water then it’s a tastier caffeine pill.