I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

That’s insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

You may find you struggle with step 1.

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

I could’ve sworn that said Hello Furry.

I beg thy pardon.

So she’s only threatened her schools illegally?

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

“SLAMS”

Damnit, I was pretty sure the one on the right was Goofy.

We live in a world where I read “high schoolers” and my brain autocorrected it to “high school shooters”.

Just “hold it in” on the second floor of the hotel. The conference floor.

New fun size!

Gotta say, I’ve always been blown away by how easy it is to connect Logitech stuff to their little multi-device dongles.

Recently started trying out the Flow feature and I’m a lot less blown away, but the dongle thing is plenty enough for me. I give them a thumbs up.

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.