🏙️ Video game programmer 🌇 sleepy trans lesbian poly slut with nice assets 🌃 adult content creator on hiatus
She/her; late 30s; switchy; leftist. CFS, ADHD, the usual.
There’s sauciness on this account; still haven’t worked out whether it’s my main or not, but mostly personal life stuff and lewds. Game dev or nerdy stuff goes on the other account.
Boosts and flirts welcome~ I’m relatively new to Mastodon; apologies if I miss any etiquette!
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place I can’t believe you’ve done this
@aradinfinity@girlcock.club it may even have been the primordial fjord
@aradinfinity@girlcock.club I think slunt might be the answer to the question “what is between slartibartfast’s legs”
@aradinfinity@girlcock.club technically you could say slunt in front of the president of the united states and he would feel somehow wronged but have no actual objection
@aradinfinity@girlcock.club I have no idea. I just stuck a word starting with “slu-” and a word ending with “-unt” together a while back and was tickled by how offensive it sounds while being meaningless
slunt is in the eye of the beholder. slunt is love. slunt is quantum physics
it’s extra silly because I am literally on an instance called girlcock.club and there’s a part of my brain permanently dedicated to portmanteauing random pairs of words that I’m reading. So I should be on board with it. but I’m not.
In retaliation for the word gock I am going to do everything in my power to popularise a new word, “slunt”
I accidentally caused a tiny discourse so to clarify:
My distaste is just with the sound of this word, the “mouthfeel” if you will. It is icky to me. Like “fap” or “schlong” or “gash”. Just words that do not resonate with the part of my brain that decides whether things are sexy!
I have no moral objection to the word gock. I just think it SOUNDS DUMB because I am OLD and I am okay with that.
@tracyfem@noods.fun it’s not enough. why do they stop
@StarryAri@thicc.horse that’s a very kind way of saying “exhibitionist” hehe
@BatElite@chitter.xyz yeah I’m beyond happy with how they’ve turned out :3
@steeps@girlcock.club 😊😘💋💕
@alewdzee@girlcock.club I’d love your face to be buried in them! arms around your head, squeezing them against you
@annika@xoxo.zone omg it does