Fun Fact: Your dog licks your face to compel you to regurgitate your last meal. Now that’s funny.

Yoo-Ah-Gonna-Getta-Soood-bya-neentendo. Whatsamatta-yoo?

There’s no physical button to open the glovebox? Better not keep anything critical in there in case of a software failure.

I said the same to a Tesla owner who informed me buttons on the steering wheel provide all these functionalities. But upvoters don’t own a Tesla.

Putting greater significance on women and children sounds primitive; all lives should be counted equally. But yes, all men are potentially hamasian by virtue of having the same body parts as hamas, thereby resembling hamas enough to be unworthy of living.

Frozen assets are why crypto is appealing.

What exactly is the motivation behind this type of denial? I get that ignorance is bliss, and that the ignorant wear that badge with pride, but are they also of the opinion that humanity isn’t capable of such depravity? I am of the opinion that their denial is really a ploy to get a rise out of everyone else, just like flat-earthers, who enjoy watching your reaction, when in reality, they know the earth is round. Same goes for the moon landing.

I would do the mighty parentheses first, and then the 2 that dares to touch the mighty parentheses, finally getting to the run-of-the-mill division. Hence the answer is One.

Welcome to the club. Also got dumped after years of service, just before the holidays. Software devs, we do all the work, but have the least job security.

My five year mission: To seek cognition from the mouth-breathing Troglodytes that make up the bulk of the bell curve.

You should stick to this platform over Reddit solely because you don’t get silenced here for your opinion when it conflicts with fragile, self-important moderators. Blue team / Red team is the natural tendency of all contentious issues, not the fault of the platform.

My Mac is such a slow piece of shit on Mac OS that it’s nearly unusable without installing Linux.

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Downvoters scoff at iPhone users.

A lot of software development in a corporate environment is using a Mac as the host. Not to say it’s the target build env. So id say some Mac users know Linux far better than you think. In my experience.

This is ALSO my fear behind small dogs. That’s why I don’t carry cash around them.

There is an infinite combination of Google dorking queries that spit out sensitive data. So really, pot, kettle, black.

He heard me. Joe loves lemmy as much as Donald loves X.

Time to retire, Joe.

A spectrum analysis and bandpass filter should take care of that.