Careful now. This isn’t quite the fix long term. It could be argued that it just tamps it down deeper until ‘they’ explode in a great big fiery ball of incandescent rage the moment they prang their car in a shopping centre. Turns out that long term you really do need to dream at night.

Can’t remember where I read it but you can tell Rogue Walrus by their miscoloured tusks. Their taste for blubber and flesh turns them yellow like a smoker’s teeth.