“Are you a bad enough dude to save your wife?”

“Alternatively, are you a bad enough dude to **** the president?”

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!

I’ve heard of “father-son bonding”, but this is ridiculous!

LET’S GO STROKE!

Tryna strike a bolt, but it’s probably a Miniooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Has this little hamster gone on any big adventures lately?

“I’d rather vote for a Russian than a Democrat”.

Had me in the first half, ngl.

TAKE MY LAST HAMON, ARTERIES!

lmao even

I bet LeopardsEatingFacesTok is exploding.

Something something throw the bum in a mental ward.

SkidrowReloaded

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Fitgirl Repacks

ElAmigos

From the “Destiny” comic of Safely Endangered.

Those Senators can gargle some uncooked nuts.

But 'twas a harmless “Mein heart goes out to you” gesture, was it not, Musk Führer?

And putting it all into Temu NASA, Space X.

Nah, she’s dressed as a mirror! That’s why that male Karen had such a hard time explaining to his kids that he was a dick!