Just one bag of chippi

He is the best choice to defeat a Republican in the Senate.

I was too lazy to cook dinner so I just ate 1 pound of strawberries and then I farted like 20 times in the span of an hour. Some were smellier than others.

I have friends and family members that are willing to do tasks like this. They accept cash. They also get invited to gatherings.

Guatemala has a lot of volcanic activity, so this is probably just another day for the locals.

I don’t understand why people are allowed to give money to politicians that aren’t in their district. Like only donate to politicians that are running in the district that you’re registered to vote in.

they haven’t called me to testify that he was with me

Ok but there’s a bunny on the tarmac and that could be a concern

Gas prices skyrocket

Goose or duck

A mailman is a letter carrier.

I imagined they would be squatting for shits

He also never plans on dying but it’s going to happen

Maybe spamming children should be illegal

yes

Androids

Bring back dumb phones

Coming up with creative titles can be the hardest part to posting

The past two phones I bought were not because they broke, but because they stopped being supported on apps that I need to use.

ubuntu because my brain is so small