YABADABADOOOOOOOOO

Perfect free kick

100% onside fuck off

LOL you know you’re playing a Turkish club when all you hear is ‘my friend’ from the sideline protests

Coman has been dead but honestly Leroy needs a rest and so does Upa. I can’t complain much about these subs

I keep thinking they’re calling that one Gala player Sacha Baron Cohen

We absolutely can not lose our streak today. Have to score one fucking goal

I never noticed Angelino was playing for them lmao. I thought he was decent at red bull, was quite surprised he was loaned out even more surprised he’s playing in Turkey now

Wasn’t Bambi’s last injury hamstring also? He was just out for a couple of weeks

I’m a big critic on Tuchel first halves but I think this wasn’t really one of them. The gameplan has been good but Gala has been strong and we’ve been wasteful in front of goal

NOUS 💪

But Müller on 🥰

Bambi injured I’m going to walk backwards into the ocean

Has Harry finished on the toilet?

Don’t want to hear any shitting on Kimmich after today frankly. He’s stepped up and done a solid job at CB

Watch us score 2-3 goals in the second half and people will still pretend there’s not a serious issue here

I know it wasn’t a big test today but Manu did a great job 🥹

Someone told me in the last match thread it would be a matter of time until Kane regrets coming here 😄

Kane you cunt 😄 that was beautiful

Finally some good subs from Tuchel too. I’ll forgive the dogshit first half for that