The proper way for government to ‘urge’ businesses is by passing legislation and then prosecuting companies that fail to meet that legislation. Sounds like these MPs don’t want to prosecute big businesses for failing to meet the standards set out in law.

One person’s ‘shocking’ is another person’s ‘uplifting’

About £5.50

Save you a click: Assassin’s Creed Origins

In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

‘One’

The Amiga mouse was quite Cybertrucky in form, but pretty functional overall.

I think we’re gonna need a bit more neck on the guy on the right 🤔

Stone cold classic.

Confused as to whether that is an instruction to this community or to Picard

Yeah, because it stinks

The title bears more than a passing resemblance to The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (UK, 1976)

More like the Conservative government spent in the region of £700m on the scheme, and sent only 4 people there.

Reminds me of the first time I worked in a newsroom in the early 2000s. When the repeated slamming wasn’t enough, the whole phone would go flying across the office. I, unfortunately, had the desk by the wall, in the prime firing line. My reflexes became boss in those first 3 months.

Wireless Application Protocol. I can no longer say on my CV that I ‘worked on WAP in the early 2000s’.

Wholesome ♥️

If you watched this and enjoyed it, there is a Micro Men 10th Anniversary retrospective chat with Chris Curry, Steve Furber and Hermann Hauser from The Centre for Computing History.

Ok, good first step. When do the prosecutions for physical abuse start?