

- I dyed my hair and painted my nails and now my bigot mother FINALLY stopped talking to me, BC I’m not the (and I quote) “man she rose me to become.”
- needless to say, I am VERY happy. Had I known this would have happened, I would have delved into cosmetics a LOT sooner.
- edit: no idea how to do line breaks on jerboa so that’s why I’m using bullets.