Comrade Ferret

@VladimirLimeMint Lenin was really sex-averse, even for his rather patriarchal upbringing. It led to some pretty bad takes by modern standards but he also may have been an OG ace icon.

Lenin: “Gay sex is counterrevolutionary!”
Modern chud: “Fuck yeah!”
Lenin: “Straight sex is also counterrevolutionary!”
Chud: “Fuck y­— wait what”
Lenin: “If you aren’t putting every ounce of your energy into physically building the revolution, what you are doing is counterrevolutionary!”
Trotsky: “Also the concept of family is bourgeois, and parents should have little to nothing to do with childrearing!”
Lenin: “… okay one tick there bud”

@deathtoreddit username does not at all check out

@blobii lol, what is it?

@Fencer_JP What if I told you they’re the same thing

@ComandanteCapybara I believe it’s the biggest military parade the country has ever had. Also the most international, with the national leaders of the DPRK and Russia also being there.

@Spectre idgaf, rankings are dumb, but you just completely excluded the DPRK.

@acute_kernel_panic What he actually banned was porn, in case anyone was curious. Which I’m always on the fence about, there’s a lot of nuance to it, though it’s true that likely not much good comes out of its proliferation.