Maybe she can drink my morning wood afterward?

Why are you standing, pet?

Wow, very informative. I have received anal twice in the past and I used wet wipes the first time (it didn’t completely do the job but it was better than nothing) but the second time, I wasn’t clean because I kinda forgot, and the partner was a daredevil and dipped his breadstick anyway. I live with my parents, so I don’t know if getting a bathroom enema is necessarily going to fly with them. But I’ll think about my options.

Oop, sorry.

Any suggestions for saline douches?

Horndog.