Per, with glasses on, reminds me of a well known pornstar and I can’t unsee it!

The goalkeeping valuation Transfermarkt do is always a bit weird.

But then again, I think goalkeepers are always undervalued. When you think of the top 10 most expensive goalkeeper transfers of all time, you’ve got:

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1. Kepa, £71m
2. Allison, £56m
3. Onana, £44m
4. Ederson £35m
5. Buffon, £32m ( and that was in 2001!)
6. Courtois, £31m
7. Cillessen, £30m
8. Pickford, £25m
9. Ramsdale, £24m
10. Toldo, £23m (again, in 2001!)

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It’s a very odd market, compared to the prices of strikers. Especially when you consider the value of having a great keeper is to the quality of the team.

I love how Transfermarkt do this and then just has the most random formations too.

It also saddened me to see that we are no longer the most valuable squad in the world. £1.07B to City’s £1.2B.

Damn it, Mikel your treatment of Rammers is tanking the value of our club, leave now!