OOP better take that post down (and our OP probably should, too) before they get arrested for inducing potentially fatal aneurysms in the conservatives who happen to see this.
don
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I’ve gotten that a few times from people, I got mine when it was still in beta. Don’t use it anymore because google, switched to Proton.
Two phrases I’ve used that roughly correlate:
“Shut your cock holster” and
“Shut your man pleaser”
where both refer to the mouth.
don@lemmy.cato News@lemmy.world•Iran fatwa fundraiser to kill Donald Trump raises over $40 million5·2 days agoThere’s nothing saying such an appropriate demise can’t be surreptitiously expedited.
don@lemmy.cato News@lemmy.world•Iran fatwa fundraiser to kill Donald Trump raises over $40 million2·2 days agoThere might be some if Ham comes back with it. He’s out right now.
don@lemmy.cato News@lemmy.world•Disabled veteran who is a US citizen was taken during Camarillo immigration raid, family says5·2 days ago“Eh, can’t make chorizo without slaughtering some pigs, y’know?” – 60% of Hispanic voters, apparently.
don@lemmy.cato HistoryPorn@lemmy.world•Maud Wagner, first known female tattoo artist in the US, ~1907English13·3 days ago[…] I bet he did a lot of the harder areas.
I’m sure he helped out a bit with the softer areas, too.
You have a choice, my awesome little dude: the treats isle first, or the toys isle. What’s it gonna be?
don@lemmy.cato World News@lemmy.world•Gay blessings 'will remain' under Pope Leo, Vatican doctrine chief saysEnglish551·3 days agoThe blessings document generated considerable conservative backlash, and some critics of the late Pope Francis had expressed hope that Pope Leo would rescind or ignore it.
Conservatives as always doing a fantasticdemonstrating why they should be chronodeported 2 millennia back.
don@lemmy.cato politics @lemmy.world•ICE Barbie Delayed Texas Aid While Asking Instagram Which Portrait to Order111·4 days agoAre you comparing an ordinary, common toy to a top fascist government official? They’re referring to Barbie the cartoon character. Deranged though she is, Kristi Noem isn’t some piece of plastic getting stamped out by the millions and sold to children for playtime.
Fuck BigCorp, sure, but it doesn’t mean we always need to assign a deeper meaning to someone’s post beyond what they’ve said
don@lemmy.cato TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•The tea must flow.26·4 days ago“Oh, do wipe that childish look of confusion off of your face, Kathryn. Whatever the man’s faults may have been, and many they were, his choice of drink was exceptional. You? You’re but a half-step away from boiling kidney and navy beans!”
“Get the hell off my bridge, Q!”
don@lemmy.cato Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Some people simply are idiots: An illegal immigrant arrested in LA – this Iranian Maga mom still backs TrumpEnglish8·4 days agoI can’t even quote even one fucking example of their pure bedshitting derangement, because I’d just have to quote the entire goddamn article.
Holy fuck.
"Imma vote for this dude bc he’s gonna get rid of all of the people I hate.
[scary thought]
He won’t come for me, bc I’m better than those people."
It’s just a fun descriptor, and no, it has no impact on the intelligence of any of the bags involved.
Consider a bag. Now fill that bag with nothing but wet bags. That bag of wet bags is a rocket surgeon compared to any given republican.
don@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•BREAKING: X CEO Linda Yaccarino Steps Down One Day After Elon Musk’s Grok AI Bot Went Full HitlerEnglish50·5 days agoThe Secretary of Defense coordinated military operations on Signal, accidentally included a reporter to the group chat (who later spilled the tea on the whole thing), and in that chat claimed they were “clean” on their opsec.
That’s what republicans do. They’re dumber than a bag of wet bags.
Still got mine and use it. I bought mine very early on, and ran into an issue I’ve long since forgotten. I let Valve know and they comped me their entire Valve library, and the issue got sorted later.
An incredibly cool controller, I love the hell out of it.
Sorry, OP, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. RIP.