Eight year olds, dude.

When your favorite sports team’s stars are younger than you.

It’s a great place to be from!

This is actually the Secret Service 's main charter.

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You’re looking for https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_encoding Which explains the funny characters.

We bought coffee mugs with it etched on them; we use them daily.

Unfortunately, those aren’t designed for your drinking experience; they’re designed to make you drink as much high-margin beverage as possible.

I propose no ads ever anywhere

All microwaves can be silenced with a big enough mute bat button.

Who is we?

Tesla has never, ever, had anything remotely resembling a lead in autonomous vehicles. The actual AV industry doesn’t consider them part of it.

Lie day?

but they have to abide by the law if they want to keep their jobs

Oh my sweet summer child…

Did NOT know Doug had a hotel.

I’m still booting 0.94c from floppy.

We do. Next question.

Geolocation data isn’t authenticated or in any way secured against spoofing, so this isn’t a security hole. And it’s frequently wrong anyway (I am not now, nor have I ever been, in Ashburn, VA), so using it as the sole authority for “where are you?” and not providing a manual option is simply a bug; sloppy UX at best.

States always wind up being run by self-interested psychopaths.

That’s not a “flaw;” it’s the fundamental nature of the concept.

Thats why I’m not still there!