I have flat rate electric. $0.11/kWh. SW Houston, TX, USA.

Dude. I just want to say if you’re telling the truth about one breakdown in 20+ years that is mind boggling. In my 13 years of driving I have broken down in ICE vehicles countless times! Overheating, multiple dead alternators (twice in my truck, once in my wife’s car), snapped serpentine belt, exploded clutch. I’m sure I can think of more, I just find it hard to believe it’s once in 20+ years unless you’ve lived a very nice life with nothing but new cars.

Where do I start?

1. If “hey Siri” would actually work

2. If it would actually search the web when I ask questions it isn’t programmed to know

3. If I didn’t have to repeat myself 20 times despite teaching it my voice and being 1 foot away from the phone.

Siri is basically a fancy timer setter for me, and even then I use Alexa if I’m in my house because it can do things like “add an extra minute to my timer.”