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Worked at an Applebee’s back in the 00’s.

Every cook is named Mike.

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Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That’s why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

As someone who is white but grew up in a heavily ingenious area I’m all for native Americans getting there’s. Watching res dogs was a good watch and tell people they should.

I remember crash bandicoot saying something along these lines back in the late 90s/early 00s…

The worst timeline.

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“I can vouch you for that.”

Fantastic.

I don’t want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.

Well as a general rule, don’t fuck with the people who make your food. Am service industry and can attest. I’ve never spat in food or anything against health code, but if you’re a dick your gonna reap your reward.

“Gotta see a man about a dog.”

Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”

More like ashen lake from DS1

Pretty sure the people who think evolution is a crock just don’t understand biology, whether to shit teachers or defunct critical thinking.

We try not to sexualize her.

And we can throw a party! We’ll call it Lemon Party Day!

Finally saw one in person a week ago and they are so much uglier in person. Pictures don’t do em justice.

Not sure if you read it yet. 4 months later… I have been locked out of my lemme account until recently and this is my curious yellow tat I got about 3 weeks ago…

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