Damn Ben Kenobi gaslighting and protecting sex offenders now? What next, take children and train them to be child soldiers?

Honestly thought Larry David inflated his own value to Seinfeld after the show ended.

But after binging on all of Curb Your Enthusiasm… Yeah Larry is quite a guy and the soul of Seinfeld.

I’d recommend working at a old folks home.

They love banter. And if they have a specific illness, you can repeat your quickly lines over and over.

If the nerds can figure out how long it’ll take to jerk off everyone in the audience… They can figure out how long it’ll take for Superman to punch every ICE agent.

Another distraction tactic.

Going to need that comic book where ICE arrests Superman and he punches a ICE’s facemask off to reveal a KKK hood.

Depends on the time of the day, if Trump/Musk is raging/etc.

While I share that sentiment at times, I think about how the rest of the world looks at America.

Like if someone said:

“Americans did this to themselves. Fuck them.”

Like damn, I didn’t do any of this I’m just trying to survive 😭

If you search for Grok in the tweet history, Grok has said it in almost every single message in the past three days. I can’t laugh any harder at this

Dang thanks! Spell correct bitting me hard

I’m really excited for Zuckerfuck to get Trump’d. Unlike Musk, he’ll do it in the most pathetic way… Raging like a little nerd by writing private temper tantrum emails and everyone in his circle comforts him because he pays them 7-figures.

Well I have news for you, my friend.

(Shows all the weird sex AI chatbots)

Billionaires siding with dictators thinking they’ll be protected?

Reminder that:

• MAGA pushed the whole Deep State narrative and they’re secretly hiding the list.
• Epstein died under the Trump administration.
• GOP bragged about having the list on their desk.
• Multiple photos of Epstein and Donald Trump.

I think it’s really weird that inclusion is political.

Some of my favorite tweets have been the ones accusing Grok of being broken. One tweet even “threatened” Grok for abuse?

Twitter is so weird.

So he gets hired as a civil war expert on Fox News?

Your pixel 5 didn’t just mysteriously die? There was a wave of them dying. Mine was part of the crossfire.

I loved the pixel 5 too, for like 3 years then mysteriously croaked.

Currently on the pixel 6 which is pretty good.