Where “bad teacher” is “teacher who taught the kids critical thinking and science so they started asking uncomfortable questions”.

Classic beginner mistake. To be expected considering Giraffe probably never tried jump rope before.

By that logic, the other kangaroo was excluded before. It looks like Croc is still having a good time.

There’s even more precedent for him doing illegal things! So it’s all fine. /s

It’s okay, he’s already half dead. They renamed the JFK memorial and put his name there, so there’s already precedent for sticking his name places reserved for dead people.

Another sacred tradition: Confusing Swiss and Swedish.

They’re wrapped in wax, I’d expect them to stay good at least a few days.

I used to do that, but it caught far too much spam sent to random usernames on every domain. Now I have a fixed prefix and do prefix+literallyanything@lastname.me, which gives the same benefits with less spam.

They are surprisingly maneuverable, though:

In typical engineering, stability and maneuverability are often opposing goals. Boxfish have evolved to embrace instability — but with remarkable control. Their body shape increases drag slightly compared to more streamlined fish, yet that compromise enables agile turns and precise swimming within coral labyrinths — vital for escaping predators and navigating terrain.

https://johnreycalesa.medium.com/the-energy-efficient-boxfish-an-unexpected-model-for-design-74e16baae864

You may not like it, but Excel has long been the tool of choice for people who should really use a database but already know how to use this nice hammer. COPILOT() was marketed as a tool where you could pull in a bunch of text fields and do crude sentiment analysis or summaries of the individual fields, for example.

Idiots using a function without understanding what it actually does. Plenty of functions in Excel operate on text.

It has some reasonable use-cases when dealing with text, the problem is that it’s extremely easy for idiots to misuse it, either by trying to do math or by not supplying any cells in the optional second argument.

Not requiring the second argument was nuts, and it should probably have refused any query resulting in a number as well.

That’s probably the only one I halfway understand. They’re complaining that the Adam’s apple isn’t prominent enough. But apparently men don’t have nipples?

I don’t even understand what half the circles are circling.

It’s probably an attempt to distract from the economy and the Iran war.

I just browse all communities, and block the ones I don’t want to see.

Probably bundled a whole chromium like every other app.

I recently had to clear out my room in my childhood home and found all the schoolwork I ever produced until I left for college. I went through it, and ended up tossing everything except school photos as well as a couple of big written assignments I still remember doing.

So I guess my advice is to just stack-rank it and only keep a few particularly sentimental items.

Heated seat! Such a treat.

I can’t do Suse because I used SLES9 for work in 2005 or so, and it made me never want to see that little chameleon again.