I’ve worked jobs where, at times of peak business, office staff were asked to volunteer for paid shifts

You’ve worked some shit jobs.

“perhaps”

His defense will be “I’m too stupid to be sued”.

Guys we don’t have enough delivery drivers for the holidays. Come on down and “volunteer” or you might just find yourself passed over for future promotions. You might think differently but you’re just a disposable peon. The night of the delivery you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fuckin’ with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.

Matt Walsh was the only one who used an aibot to rewrite the cheat sheet in “his own words”. The others were too dumb to even do that.

What’s like the coolest, most impressive literary book you can think of? But it has to be something most idiots will recognize.

I don’t know, The Iliad?

Awesome. I need a rare book for this screenplay I’m writing. “First edition, signed copy…”

They used to be a little better at hiding how cartoonishly evil they are, but they just don’t care anymore. The average Republican is cheering this kind of thing on.

If he dies, they will toss some other obedient dumbass on the pile and continue.

I really don’t think that’s true. They fucking worship this guy. Remember the tepid responses to McCain and Romney. Trump is unique, they can’t replace him. When he’s gone they are in trouble. It’s why they are trying to set up another coup right now.

Daily Wire is in no sense of the word, in no way that has ever existed, a news agency.

I think that’s the same sink that tried to murder my mother. No way in hell I’m letting it in.

I mean, you don’t have to wait for them to ignore instructions, just put these traps everywhere.

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He’s not the same person he was before his stroke. He’s catastrophically brain damaged. He should be impeached and replaced.

What Musk wants from the government is fundamentally different from what the freaky christo-fascists want. Musk has already lost.

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How did you hear about this? Seems a bit odd he’d brag about it over 50 years later. Yeah, son, I faked a condition to get out of the war like a total coward. Don’t think I’m any less of a badass though. I’m still a total badass.

They never said anything about minimum wage.