minus-squareblindkermit@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•I've recently developed a fear of escalatorslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 天前I have always had a sense of paranoia when it comes to escalators: they are always up to something. linkfedilink
minus-squareblindkermit@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 年前And the reason it overswept: it was feeling sweepy. linkfedilink
minus-squareblindkermit@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who is your oldest "hear me out" that you can remember from childhood?linkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 年前Ooh, I’m gonna go one more for Ferngully: Hexxus, the smog monster voiced by Tim Curry. His song made me feel things. linkfedilink
I have always had a sense of paranoia when it comes to escalators: they are always up to something.