I mean, it’s possible. But it’s also much more likely than this idiot has actually done this ridiculous thing for this preposterous reason.

Like… We all have this friend who, whenever they get into trouble, some might think they did it out of malice. But, you know the guy, and know right off the bat that he got into trouble because he did something stupid, not something intentionally malicious.

And how do you know this? Because they’ve done it before, and they’ll do it again.

Nice. Got it in writing.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? sup?

Half of them probably fell asleep about 20 minutes into his insane rant

Trump is using more layoffs during the shutdown as a threat to get rid of employees that don’t “align with his political agenda“.

But this isn’t much of a threat to the Democrats, especially because they all know he’s gonna do some bullshit like that anyway, and appeasing him now will just embolden him.

LOADING…

Many vile people do

I’ve definitely said this sentence enough times to know that there are more than seven meanings, especially if you either shout this sentence or whisper it.

when it’s too sunny in UK

lol

Is that the British term for “it stopped raining for five seconds”?

Thank goodness they found out who sabotaged the escalator when Trump got on it!

Isn’t a two-way mirror just a window? I think you meant “one way mirror.”

Having to remember a bunch of telephone numbers really sucked. I was particularly bad at it, myself, and had to carry around a little address book. I’m so much more happy now that I can store phone numbers in my phone.

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