Angel’s don’t play this HAARP is about to sell a million more copies.

Another fine example of a precision scheduled trollies.

Magic… You just need to keep a Windows XP box on life support to run the damn software.

At 2.9% of $355M, I’d bet $10.3M in fees will win out.

3. Have a lemon party?

So you have to treat it like a mogwai?

Maintenance costs on a V-22 may even put her in the poor house.

When I was 17 there was an article in the paper talking about drug seizures. There was a picture of my car at a traffic stop. I was getting a speeding ticket.

Native trespassers!

The phrase ‘waffle stomp’ was coined for a reason.

Now let’s see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.

They run a website that helps you self diagnose even the slightest illness as cancer.

If these are spoilers you are about 30 years behind.

A 1/4lb chilli cheese dog tonight, a $5 pizza tomorrow, two cookies for a $1. Costco can’t even beat it!

Just think how much easier it will be to get extra leg room now.

Crack in the world (1965)

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Give them some Mickey mouse boots and they could stay outside for the entire shift!

Nope. I don’t give a shit what their corporate overlords beliefs are. I still go get my chick-n-minis and hash browns like I do every other week because I like the way it tastes.They could be on the brink of bankruptcy from customers taking their dollars elsewhere and it won’t magically change what they believe.