bacon_saber

Obviously in their lives they’ve been massively influenced by social media starting from a younger age than any previous generations. And you know what kind of garbage is out there.

Ooh is it his turn?

Yeah I’d take that advice with a grain of basalt

Turns out Pinky wasn’t actually pondering what Brain was pondering.

South siiiiiiiide

In their defense, double negatives don’t not make for confusing headlines

He lets us witness the unironic version, in its native habitat

For some people, sure!

wtf kind of hell did you work in, lol

owo / 10

Big Floppy Slams San Francisco

The Verdict: It was sweet, fizzy and salty. It tasted like onion in lime gelatin with a fizzy aftertaste. I could be dramatic say it was wrong on so many levels, but the only level I was totally put off by was the freaking onion. Raw onion in gelatin is just “no” for me. I’ve never been able to get over it. Tom suggested that the olives were essential to make it edible. Most party guests were just scared of it. Other party guests loved it. It was completely eaten by the rest of the night (whatever hadn’t turned into a pile of melted lime-onion goo), so they must have been telling the truth. I couldn’t taste the “good” part, but I’m not a big fan of onion. Maybe if I loved onion as much as I love…let’s say, pickles, maybe it would have been better. So I guess if you make this one depends on how much you like onion. And how much you like the smell of onion and lime-gelatin sticking to your hands.

Trump World

Worst theme park ever

I believe this is scientifically referred to as temporary borbitude.

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Well how about that.

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Excuse me, I asked for a VENTI lizard

Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that