I never even considered the possibility that Kane might not score.

Watch us calling for a Sané sub, then getting Gnabry instead, and while we’re complaining that Gnabry hasn’t contributed anything noteworthy this season, he goes ahead and scores two goals while making it look easy.

Tel’s skills and talent seem to be the German commentators’ favorite talking points this match.

Harry grabbing his second MotM trophy today?

A few facts in case some people didn’t know:

• A bit more than 20% of South Koreans have the surname “Kim”.
• In Korea, the family name goes at the start (“Kim”), while the given name comes next (“Min-jae”).
• Official Revised Romanization of Korean states that a hyphen should be used for separating different syllables (in this case “Min-jae”). Min-jae is one name that consists of two syllables (“민재”), so “-jae” should be written in lowercase, because it’s the second syllable of his first name.
• Kim Min-jae would rather be called “Min-jae” (perhaps because it’s less common than “Kim”), but he doesn’t mind if the fans chant “Kim!” in the stadium.

The poll is closed, the results can be found here.

Nobody is ever going to question again if Kane was worth the money.

NOW what?

Maz is turning it up defensively.

Upa’s almost making me forget that Minjae is on the pitch as well.

Krätzig is the only (?) option we’d have if we took Davies off the pitch, but after that Saarbrücken game, I think it would be too early to throw him into a match like this.

Maybe not a serious injury if he’s walking off the pitch?

Bandaging your hand unlocks Tel-mode.

Feels like Jamal keeps looking for the same type of goal.

Gala are not wearing themselves out this time, don’t expect them to be exhausted at the 60-70 minute mark.

Now it’s just a matter of time.

On the bright side, we have some quality sitting on the bench.

Awesome pass by Kimmich!

Who’s that guy with the 25 on his Bayern jersey? I swear he looks familiar.

I’m unreasonably happy that Sarr is getting a start.