fck that’s so much walking on those streets, I cannot handle that

damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲

that platypus look, hmm

nyan cat

noice

that’s an avocado

lot of fish poop in there

as long as you feel good and you love yourself that’s what matters, these are healthy thoughts.

Keep it up 😎

jokes on you, my penis is already shrinked

you store all that in the Homework folder?

let him cook for a while until he realizes at birth God wanted for the kid to be black

hmm I saw this one before on the net, where’d you copy it from

some poor bastard

we need to do something! but first, let me finish my beer

Snoop Doggesque kitchen style

what if one day you wanna be trans, what would you wanna turn into?

is that the Veil of Veronica?

that’s so cruel

sir, are you implying it’s the best spot to dump a body

oh no… send him to Iran