I love eating pussy

I’m going to guess Ohio

I woke up and took a shit at my girlfriend’s house and I think I woke up the rest of the house laughing, this is fucking amazing

😭

🤣

Cloak and Dagger is not nearly as cool, but has spies and video games as well. From the same era.

I’ll glance at some of the ones I’m not big on to expand my horizons

Collect in in a jug and use it for the burn pile lol

That was hot af no cap

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Sometimes you just gotta try to read the person your best, be friendly, and flirt. Make a compliment, just try to keep it respectful, and give it some time to set in with the other person. Just don’t lead in with ‘hey sugar tits, you looking fine today baby gurl’ or something along those lines lol. Also don’t lay it on too thick, maybe just a comment in passing, like nice outfit, looks amazing, love the pop of color or something, or wow, you are really good at xyz, how long have you been into that?

I can relate to the struggle, but sometimes you just gotta take a big gulp and try to be confident in yourself (just enough) to take that chance.

Salsa, marinara… eh, close enough lol

I’ll have you know it was a unisex fragrance!

Famous as AMOS

Don’t forget that poor car lol

This is a wild article

Here’s the tank hamster quote:

They tried to brainwash us in many ways. We played a computer game where your character, a hamster in a tank, had to destroy the White House.

rip

Cockcakes

I had two middle aged coworkers the other day talking about how it was staged. I should have showed them both this today. But I didn’t want to engage lol.

Also just realized I’m replying to a reddit bot lol