JDPON Bard leading a protracted people’s war against the despotic empire.

I interpreted it as a shitpost but there’s so much going on that it’s hard to even tell what it’s trying to say(which I take as the intention, which means you succeeded)

This gave me a headache. Also we’re on a 3d politcal compass now? How many axes until mfs realize this model doesn’t fucking work.

That’s very upsetting to hear ):

Why is Christ Avellone tweeting this?

We will react strongly! soyfaces with face cam in the corner

The year is 2026. A US president is invading another country for oil. Literally no one remembers the previous times.

It’s the best at propagandizing its population