:verified_2:防空識別區𝒔𝒐𝒄𝟶:redstar:

​:dude_fuck_it:​ “I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.”

Maintainer of soc0.outrnat.nl and the Outernational Project. ​:fedi:​

I’m really good at breaking things. Despite technically being a systems administrator I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing. I travel a lot. I’m big into music, photography, technology, and aviation. I own too many ThinkPads. I’m passionate about free and open source software/firmware/hardware + “right to repair”. I love the Fediverse and I think ​:misskey2022:​ is pretty cool! I’m anticapitalist but sociopolitcally ambiguous. I hate captive portals. I like cute things and anime. The moon is my favorite celestial object. And, I’m the man now, dog. ​:neko_sunglasses:​

Alternatively:

Once I was a pirate
A bold and savage pirate
I flew the skull and crossbones
And stamped upon the deck
Once I was a camel
A handsome sort of camel
With princesses aboard me
And jewels around my neck
Once I was a dancer
And once a necromancer
I even was a Viking
With helmet on my head
I might have been a parrot
A gay Brazilian parrot
If someone hadn’t wakened me
And pulled me out of bed