Exactly this.

Based on my 2020 experience, seeing people whining about not being able to go to Olive Garden, I am pretty sure that the keyboard warriors are not prepared for the inconvenience of living in a war zone.

Hot chocolate/Tea on a cold night

Pakistani guy who loves his spicy food. I keep a bottle of crushed red peppers in the break room at work for when the boss orders pizza for the office.

20 year old me would see that as an opportunity for an epic Harold & Kumar inspired road trip.

Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to “Light of Christmas” by Owl Cities.

Every attempt to fix this is met with boomers screaming about ruining the unique character of the neighborhood.