Actual conversation:

Me - “So what are you thinking? Like a van? Or an SUV?”

Wife - “Oh, whatever you like. I don’t really care.”

Me - “Well, it’s your car. Do you want something big like a 4-runner or something smaller like a Forester?”

Wife - “Whatever you can get a deal on. I can drive anything.”

Me - “What about color? Any preferences?”

Wife - “Just not yellow. I hate yellow cars.”

Me - “Any must-haves like heated seats or a sunroof?”

Wife - “As long as it has A/C and CarPlay I’ll be happy.